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The RiffTrax Experiments continue with Mummy Theme Park! All the best theme parks have “Theme Park” right in their names, right? That’s why the theme park in Jurassic Park turned out to be such a mess — if only they’d called it “Big Bitey Lizard Theme Park,” the guests would’ve known what they were in for.
We’ve kept this title “under wraps” (yes that’s a mummy pun, deal with it) because it’s truly like no other movie we’ve ever seen. The constant use of forced perspective and special effects will make you ask, “How did the filmmakers do that?” but also “Why did the filmmakers do that?” and, as it goes on, “Why are the filmmakers doing this to me, personally?” Trust that Mike and the bots feel exactly the same way!
It’s an Italian film, so naturally it’s about an American photographer and his assistant/possible girlfriend being sent to Egypt to take pictures of the brand new Mummy Theme Park. The Sheik who built the park reveals that, in an absolute first for mummy-based movies, he violated an ancient tomb and ignored a deadly curse. But he’s not worried about any of that, he’s got mummy soda to sell to tourists!
Little does the Sheik know that an Egyptian sorceress in his employ is still communing with the gods, which gives Pearl Forrester some diabolical ideas. Little do the American photographer and his assistant know that… well, they don’t know much of anything; they’re pretty dopey. Little do Mike, Crow, and Servo know why bad guys keep trying to make evil theme parks in movies, as it never seems to go well. But maybe this time will be different? Take a shuttle to the S.O.L. and find out, it’s time for The Mummy Theme Park!



