[SCRATCHY FABRIC THAT GETS STUCK ON YOUR SKIN]

Ooh thank you for posting the secret panel!

You monster! 😭

WEDGIE

Autistic nightmare

Especially since most people grant every permission requested without even checking.

🫂

Damn. Reading about avoidant personality disorder felt like being sniped. 🙃

Tbh, most demons are probably less dangerous than humans with certain personality disorders.

ETA https://practicalpie.com/personality-disorders/

Fucking imperial units.

Secret panel

I'm extra glad I have never eaten the head of a lobster.

JOFFRY CRY AT THE BEING SO WE CAN CONTINUE CRYING AT THE BEING AND THERE WILL BE AN EXTRA BACHEL0R KIBBLE IN YOUR BOWL AT THIS MONTH'S FEEDING

YOU CARD HAS BEEN DECLINED. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A LOAN WITH A HUMBLE INTEREST RATE OF 900%. SIMILAR BETTER RATE THAN STUDET DEBTS.

He never said what direction it would turn towards! :-P

How did you get into my bedroom today?

Love that secret panel! :-D

JOFFRY PAY THE BEING SO YOU CAN CRY AT THEM

OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW. WE INCREASED OUR PRICES TO MAINTAIN THE QUALITY OF OUR SERVICES. THIS DECISION WAS NOT TAKEN LIGHTLY.

NONSENSE I PAID FOR THE PREMIUM LESLEY GORE QUALITY "ITS MY PARTY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO" PLATINUM PACKAGE

JOFFRY CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE EXHAUSTED YOUR "CROCODILE TEARS" PACKAGE. YOU CAN UPGRADE YOUR SUBSCRIBTION TO "CRY ME A RIVER" FOR UNLIMITED TEARS.

YOU KNOW I CANT CRY BOTCHED FACELIFT I HAVE TO PAY PEOPLE TO CRY FOR ME. JOFFRY PLEASE CRY AT THIS PERSON FOR ME

DON'T COME BACK CRYING WHEN IT LEAVES YOU LIKE THE HONEY BADGER DID