It didn't take long for Seyshell Beach to fall.
Our enemy was ruthless, efficient - but not nearly fast enough, for you had already primed the hellbomb, and because of you, we raised the flag, spread its message, shattered our enemies' resolve.

Our victory - your victory, was so close... I wish you could have lived to see it.

But you belong to the Beach.
Your body, your armor, all burned and turned to glass.
Everything.
Except... your courage.

That, you gave to us, and with it, we can re-liberate.

I’m thinking it’s a cyborg tease based off the audio

Please don’t be Voteless Helldivers

Begin rampant speculation

The irony of a game with a parody government that controls votes (for freedom) that wages unrestricted wars (for peace) and controls the flow of media and information (for truth) and AH uses a media site bought to control information on behalf of a government that’s killing people for peace and arguing that voting is against freedom.

It’d be a terrible idea not to be on Xitter as a company but there’s still some irony there.

CommissarKai Live Reaction

... dinosaurs.

Who Killed Captain Alex, an Ugandan disasterpeace similar to The Room in how much effort and passion the makers put into it (except WKCA has more people in it and it looks like it has a fraction of the budget of The Room (still extremely memeworthy in a wholesome kinda way))

Relevant to the screenshot: [here's the context]

EVERYBODY IN UGANDA KNOWS KUNGFU!

I don't know this reference, but have an upvote.

Unfortunately, no suppressed weapon beats the crossbow for stealth. Not only is it silent, you can use the explosions from the dart as a distraction

I didn't realize how niche of a reference this is when I made the screenshot, but after thinking about it for a few minutes I realized I am unironically unable not to think about this scene every time I hear or read the word "commando"

Postponing release? Holy… what happened? You guys are KNOWN to release straight up broken, untested, glitchy mess right away.

Remember 380mm barrage from the DSS? That was fun.

There is a meme in this community.

For every successful update the next you get is something terrible.

Maybe they tried to fix stealth mechanics

It's a show of force. We gotta put the fear of Liberty into those Freedom hating squids/bots/bugs

Sweet Liberty it must have been REALLY broken

The other?
There's a whole bunch

What do you mean? And what's the other?

I think AH wants to avoid another “it’s over.” Event

How does destroying an entire planet help? Enemy will just capture a new one. Its not like you are attacking their home planet to rid the threat.

Glad to see the Stellaris pacifist ethic get the world cracker Colossus weapon.

Personally, I think the bots should witness the power of our fully armed and operational peace station