"it's a mister Death. He's here about the reaping or something."

This is what they mean by dress for the job you want

Now do Moscow Mitch and report back to us

God forbid a guy should have a hobby.

No, ethernet. Has to be similar enough shape to allow you to push the connector in

A truly evil person would stick an HDMI port in there among them. Or perhaps a power-only USB port.

Works great until you want to leave a peripheral plugged in and still use one of the other ports.

Feel free to crosspost there

Or they have a spin of 3/2.

That's the power of positive thinking!

I know we all love to make fun of this, but ever since someone pointed out to me that the plastic bar of the USB port is adjacent to the PCB/circuitboard - I’ve been able to plug the suckers in pretty much first try.

But THIS monstrosity on the other hand, is beyond explanation.

Thats perfect for people with weak or injured wrists. Just attempt port 1-2-1 instead of turning USB side up-down-up!

It's a Schrödinger port, you first have to collapse the superpisition by observation. It cannot be inserted until you look at it.

Fuck off, Satan.

BadUIbattles would feel embarrassed for the lack of creativity after seeing this

1: Oh dang let me flip it around.
2: What the hell!? WHY!!!
3: Oh that’s just great. Thanks a lot you cheeky USB connection.

Wow that's awful. /c/AssholeDesign would appreciate this.

Gotta turn it 3 times, regardless of starting orientation, as is tradition.