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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31104421

xkcd #3100: Alert Sound

xkcd #3100: Alert Sound

Title text:

With a good battery, the device can easily last for 5 or 10 years, although the walls probably won't.

Transcript:

Transcript will show once it’s been added to explainxkcd.com

Source: https://xkcd.com/3100/

explainxkcd for #3100

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Full image transctriptFesshole 🧻
@fesshole@mastodon.social

I once answered the phone in a busy bar / eatery in Essex because the staff weren't paying attention. Someone wanted to book in a table of 12 for Saturday evening, I took his name, booked him in for 7:30 and hung up. I didn't tell the venue and often wonder about what happened.

Apr 08, 2025, 04:25 AM · 8 boosts · 23 favorites

A confession on Mastodon posted by Fesshole that reads, "I once answered the phone in a busy bar / eatery in Essex because the staff weren't paying attention.  Someone wanted to book in a table of 12 for Saturday evening, I took his name, booked him in for 7:30 and hung up.  I didn't tell the venue and often wonder about what happened."
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