ZOMG! I got detective beans from the local library. It was such a cute read! I had no idea this comic strip creator is the same artist!

Oh, Horse, you sweet, simple soul.

https://detectivebeans.com/pages/books

How can I buy this so you get the most money?

Mary knew the full task of doing routine maintenance would keep her dishwasher running in top form for years to come, but it never took her mind off Jeffrey. A routine check of the hose connections was vital, as vital as her love for him.

Both my cats enjoy it but it's not required.

My last two cats didn’t. My current one? Very much so.

We have had two!

They come and cry at you until you follow them to the bowl, stir it, and pet them some while they eat.

From my experience it's somewhere between "tolerated" and "fuck off".

I've never seen a cat that likes to have its butt patted while it's eating.

You watch your own cats, pervert.

They do!

Y'all aren't watching your cats squeeze 'em out?

What if it’s like how Rocky in Hail Mary Project has to watch people sleep?

What if the cat expects you to watch them?

This is an adorable story, but does it belong in this sub?

It's Mr. Linux

The truth was far more sinister.

Yeah, that kind of asshole would never blame themselves, so that third panel is pure fantasy.

You cannot wield them. None of us can. The socks must be returned to Boston from whence they came!

same

7 days...

Uh... 😅

You wouldn't download a cat, would you?