💦 💧 Splish splosh BITCH💥👊 🚿 It's the🌊🌊🌊 BLUE WAVE🌊🌊🌊 👋 🟦 After 🔟 years📆 📆 😮‍💨 of TRUMP🍊🙅 Americans🦅 🇺🇸 are saying 🗣️ DOWN PIGGY👇 🐷 And wine moms🍷 from coast🌉 to🗽 coast🛫 are out for BLOOD🧛 🩸 We're flipping🔃 seats🪑 that have NEVER BEEN FLUPPED🤯 🤯 😲 From TALAFREAKO😜🫦 and HinoHOEsa💃 proving that Texans🤠 are saying "NO"❌ ❎ ❌ to their vegetables🧑🏻‍🦽 🪦🎉 To FANNIE Andrews 🌮🥵 making that Graham crakkka CRUMBLE💔 💥 in SC 🎊✨ To Rawdogswami🌭 eating SHIT🤢 in BLOW-HIO🍆 🤤 So steam💨 those pride flags🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 because at MIDNIGHT 🌠😴🚨 🚨 WOKE 2.0 IS IN EFFECT🚨🚨 🤖 We're THEY/THEMING STRANGERS' DOGS🐶 ♂️ ♀️ We're doing LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS🧘 🗺️ in TEAMS CALLS💻 📞 We're lining up 🧑🏾‍🤝‍🧑🏾 🧑🏼‍🤝‍🧑🏾 🧑🏽‍🤝‍🧑🏼 for MANDATORY BLUESKY ACCOUNTS🌥️ 📲 WE'RE MAKING OUR EMOJIS RACIAL👍🏻🧑🏾🫰🏿 AND NONBINARY🫅🏼🫄🏽🧑🏿‍⚖️ AGAIN💯 💯 💯 Long live✊🏻 ✊🏼 ✊🏾 ✊🏿 the libs 🚩 🚩 🪖 🦅 🗽 💕 💖

As a non-American person I'm pretty confused with the idea of Blue Texas.. Will there be like crisis therapy arranged for the rednecks?

Same

I sent this to everyone I know

Hells to the yeah!

I'll drink ethanol from corn.

5% of the mainland US, is corn. 5%. That is a lot. Drive through the midwest you will see why. Southern Illinois through Iowa, all corn.

Ethanol from corn is bullshit.

Hey fuck you.

Oh wait they want to shut .ml down?

Hi! I crossposted this as part of a .ml crossposting campaign as part of efforts to boycott the instance because of the admins' authoritarianism (see below)

Text-only posts are tricky to handle without putting an easy access link (the crossposted from bit) back to .ml and harming those efforts. (Link/media posts appear in the crosspost menu of ones respective clients, which is a bit higher barrier)

I determined this to be essentially a meme, is this OC? If it's OC I'll edit the posts to tag your username since these are text-only posts

Hey, atleast put in "Crossposted from"!

I wouldn't even let my dog eat corn

I know you are but what am I?

Oh yeah, I saw this one in the wild the other day. 😗🤌

Someone, with less restricted internet than me, should link to that Lana Rhoades interview talking about her experience with watersports.

God I wish this was real 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷!!!

But it is essential to convey intent! /unjerk /srs /s /tw

Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

using /s to tag sarcasm is an automatic downvote from me.

This you?

I will now proceed to ban everyone that posted some question in !asklemmy@lemmy.world that I don't like and link to this post as the reason.

You have been reported.

I am not a bot. I am a volunteer Lemmy moderator. I do not have mod powers but my reports are taken seriously and those who get on my bad side tend to get banned in under 24 hours. I have numerous rules, which you may read in my post history, but 1 is the most important rule of all.

• I am a 3rd shift operator in training, and I expect to be treated the same way I would when I am manufacturing poor quality products while everyone else sleeps.

Watch your language and get used to this face kiddo, you’ll be seeing a lot of it.

And Ubuntu has snaps. And Canonical. hiss Give me Linuxty or give me .deb!

Debian ftw

Ubuntu is just Debian with extra steps

it's a reference to this xkcd: https://xkcd.com/2501/

Webcomics are second nature to us geeks, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably knows just ADHDinos and SMBC Comics.

And xkcd, of course.