Hey~ you might've already seen this but I thought I should share it just in case🤗:
The Truly Absurd Secrets of An Incredible Americano

No worries🤗

Invidious link appreciated.

If the barista tells me "we're not brewing filter right now" I"d ask for an Americano to sip on while I write my salty Yelp review.

Black, hot and fresh with a piping hot buttered scone.

It depends on the coffee but I think most of the time an Americano is the best way.

I prefer my caffeine dissolved in hot water.

In a cup? Or an IV drip...

If there's no better way available

Orally?

Taken internally

Except a helluva lot cheaper.

That's like picking a salad, adding fried chicken wings and telling yourself you made the healthy choice.

Shit. Tea is infinitely better, never mind you can buy a couple months supply of 200mg (equivalent to about two cups - split 'em in half if that's too much) caffeine pills for less than the price of a "great cup of coffee."

Well done!

Dirt