When I insult you, it will involve a glove and the chance to press charges for assault

That's when you make the kid help bake the cookies, but give ALL of them away.

How dare you insult me

If biscuits are code for weed and alcohol then yes

No, but I have declined food offered to me even though I really wanted it because it feels like everyome is waiting for the fat guy to eat everything so they can be like "yes, piggy. eat.". 🥺

Yeah I do that cause I'm used to being excluded from things and don't want to give myself expectations or make it awkward

I think C was a typo! Not sure what happened there, I wasn't intentionally answering with a letter instead of a number...

Bonus points for saying "I really shouldn't" before taking two chocolate hob nobs

There's something sad and withdrawn about #9, after the buttery extravagance of the previous emotions. What is that?!

You're an ooey-gooey bar?

Odd but charmingly so. Find me one person on the Fediverse who isn't a (full-on or in recovery) Difficult Person©.

Maybe working in a cookie factory wasn't the best idea

this was a bit unprompted

You.pretend not to notice the biscuits because you are polite.

I pretend not to notice the biscuits because I have celiac disease.

We are not the same.

The amount of times I've stared down a flight attendant when they're handing out snacks and just been completely ignored... I think I might be fading into the wallpaper

7, I'm lying down, suffering as I try to stretch my neck

C

"Treats!?"

I had American biscuits once. They were glorious and I remember them well

As moderator i allow this, although I fully acknowledge how controversial this is

I love seeing how biscuits technology is evolving

There's at least one time where he slurped a handkerchief like spaghetti and it actually did disappear.

Sugar headache all day yesterday. Detox pain is real.

Good call! How's that morning chocolatey goodness treating you?