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[–] 16 points 9 months ago (4 children)

You.pretend not to notice the biscuits because you are polite.

I pretend not to notice the biscuits because I have celiac disease.

We are not the same.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Odd but charmingly so. Find me one person on the Fediverse who isn't a (full-on or in recovery) Difficult Person©.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    Yeah I do that cause I'm used to being excluded from things and don't want to give myself expectations or make it awkward

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    Bonus points for saying "I really shouldn't" before taking two chocolate hob nobs

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Maybe working in a cookie factory wasn't the best idea

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    If biscuits are code for weed and alcohol then yes

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago
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    No, but I have declined food offered to me even though I really wanted it because it feels like everyome is waiting for the fat guy to eat everything so they can be like "yes, piggy. eat.". 🥺

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