Finally got the venue I wanted.

What was Walter trying to say anyway?

Donny, you’re out of your element. Dude, the China-man is not the issue here!

Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous

Not far out man

Far out.

his one man show was brilliant.

Pro Tip: quit your job with your coworkers and quit paying rent with your neighbors and then you can do whatever after that

I've seen that same carpet in a dentist's office once. I'm sure of it.

Way more coherent than the dude ever was

I’m stayin. I’m finishin’ my coffee.

Love this. It would have been even better if he had added what Obama said (We're worse off after the war) but in Dude. Like how he channeled Bush sr with his "This aggression will not stand" bit.

Another Warrior’s Soda, Gary?

This contravenes a number of the AMF "Magic Triangle" Bowling Center's bylaws.

You pulled a firearm during league play

We can’t do that Dude; that fucks up our plan.

Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, he eats you.

Fuck it, Dude.

It’s a league game Smokey

Little business papers, presumably.

Papers, you know business papers.

Oh I see . . . You never went to Academy . . .

Excuse me that is the Skull to the city.

I said near the In N Out