I've seen that same carpet in a dentist's office once. I'm sure of it.

Pro Tip: quit your job with your coworkers and quit paying rent with your neighbors and then you can do whatever after that

This is polished granite.

The Milky Way galaxy is estimated to have 400 billion stars.

Elon Musk would have enough money to give at least 2$ to each star system in the galaxy.

Fuck Elon Musk.

Those yellow things are all stars? I thought they are more sparse

"The" galaxy? Andromeda?

We could all be dust mites on the bath mat of some colossal being, and one day we’ll be flushed out in their washing machine

Pretty sure that's just an old linoleum tile or faux granite counter with reflections of the overhead light rather than a rug.

I'll say it's more like a bus seat.

Might want to hoover that up.

It’s all turtle puke

It really tied the universe together until some Chinaman peed on it.

time to freewill it chat