That's poetry. Slimy poetry but poetry nonetheless.

30% ? You're optimistic. I'd say it's way more than that.

As a European (British)

Still feels weird seeing that sentence.

Don't remind me please. I like being blissfully ignorant of how fast time flies.

It's not over-sexed for Frenchies ...

Well France did "Le Voyage Dans la Lune" in1892 (the first ever SF movie) and more recently "Fifth Element" and "Mars Express".

Indeed. But still it makes costs of shady business higher. And you can't be sure how high will the fine be, and if there will be assorted physical measures like a mass recall.

... To her bottom.

Europe has proven it's not afraid to enforce them. And it's waay better than living in a country that doesn't even care.

Not in Europe where they are required to ask for the permission to connect.

Oh my cat definitely killed rats or rat-sized mousoids.

Scapegoat for November midterms elections