Well it seems like an optimistic outcome. I don't see why you are trying to turn that frown upside down.

For those who are not updated on US Politics, what happened?

Windows is an annoying reality but is it the source of all our problems? I'm not sure... Europe has already made initiatives to switch and that is their perogative to stop reliance on American or Asian tech. The only thing is that they can't focus long enough to make it happen, in the latest phase Denmark has already opted out from the switch to open source (AFAIK) That really is the main barrier since most people don't care about it even though Microsoft is full of witches and clandestine randomness

Hahaa, Though I admit it's coincidentaly poetic that they "broke up" by walking away from each other, at least it meant something to them symbolically speaking

So why did they break up during a hike? Would there not be a more convenient place to do that?

It seems like shooting themselves in the foot if the hackers don't have anywhere to buy food from

"But why should we be scared of that thing?" they inevitably ask themselves

Keir Starmer is a clever person but is not a refined politician. In fact, the world could do with more people like that. What is "refinement" in those terms? Spin doctor? Manipulation? Entertainment?

Doesn't take a genius to see what is around you isn't quite right

People will find any way or excuse to meddle with others. What is gained by doing that? Look, he wasn't invited to the wedding. Well no-one to blame but himself.

We should dig up our roads to use as fuel while we're at it

MAYBE TEENAGERS SHOULD OWN SOCIAL MEDIA!!!

.... /s