So, are we calling Aragorn's father-in-law a liar?
(I know Aragorn only counts as a measly 99.9% as man in this instance)

Hey, don't knock customization as a reason. A couple of decades ago, I was sold on Linux by silly Beryl/Compiz videos such as this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=038RHEGu4OY