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[–] 79 points 1 year ago (5 children)

But when I looked behind, I only saw one set of footprints.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    That's because I was carrying my unemployed boss

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    IF YOU MAKE ME TAKE ONE MORE STEP FRODO BAGGINS, I'LL BE THE FARTHEST AWAY FROM HOME I'VE EVER BEEN

    DAMMIT

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Aragorn needed help saving the world, I need help getting out of bed :/

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    So, are we calling Aragorn's father-in-law a liar?
    (I know Aragorn only counts as a measly 99.9% as man in this instance)

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Somethings are awkward alone.

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