Pointing at Stephen Miller and exclaiming "Conflict of interest!" is like arriving late to a party and then farting quietly in a corner.

Seems like you've cracked the code.

The first commandment IS monotheism.

If you interpret monotheism as incompatible with materialism and as prescriptive of equality, most Jews, Christians and Muslims lose it at the first commandment.

Edit: Self included, naturally.

In a sense, this is also the point. They are different devices targeting different markets.

Chrono has maths problems (and other alarm tasks), if that's what you mean.

Not going to lie, there are some holes in the metaphor.

The blindfolds that we see being used all the time on Palestinians are banned and considered torture under English law. No one mentions that.

The selfie mocking is rich af. Guys, you have the most selfie army the world has ever seen.

Trump is actually Hari Seldon and we're simply unable to comprehend his genius grasp of psychohistory.

If you're being serious, I think you share a widely held misconception around what "racism" is. The Romani are an ethnic group and you're saying "we" hate them (you could just stop here as anything beyond this is just rationalisation), not because of their ethnic group, but because of criminality within that ethnic group. That doesn't really make sense, if you think about it.

Your parents and everyone around you is "sedentary, scrolling and alone", but we think banning ball game signage should help.