Your country is USA, isnt it?

Hey, they make us function a bit more like an allistic person would expect anybody to function

I wish more people understood that neurodivergent people work differently, and if you let them they can become "superstars"

self hosting means having a computer running 24/7 which I don’t want.

For environmental reasons? I bet there are "green" cloud providers out there. Unless you meant having your computer run 24/7, and then no.