Not an accurate summary.

anyone who has played with silly putty knows this

This is so real. I got taken to so many MLM conferences and health/wealth events as a kid and this is 100% like the upstairs rooms we found to wait it out.

cf. the Drummers in “The Diamond Age” by Neal Stephenson

mission accepted

Oops you’re right; I conflated. Been a few years, time to watch them again.

If you haven’t seen Chasing Amy, it’s a Kevin Smith movie where his involvement in comics comes across. The main characters write comics. Stan Lee even cameos.

I mean not as hindered as if they had been involved amirite?

I agree it looks like a wig. But maybe we are seeing the “inside” that would be pinned into existing hair. Ask her if she can flip it over?

Or “The Infinity Crown” if you will.

In my childhood it was Skippy peanut butter, Marshmallow Fluff brand marshmallow cream, and Wonder bread.