Fuck. That's harder to pick than a broken nose.

Correct, but with hard workers instead of French people

I haven't had a CNC encounter in a while. I could really use a(n) (un)willing victim.

The only problem with audiobooks/podcasts, is that it uses the same part of your brain as driving does.

I wear suspenders. Your suspicion is justified.

I know you're making a joke, but Lindy Chamberlain really did lose her baby to a dingo. On top of the tradgedy of losing a child, she had it drawn out and judged by an ignorant public that vilified her.

Then she was falsely convicted of murdering her child and spent more than 3 years in prison for a crime she was eventually exonerated of.