Did she really meet... or plot, though?

Really? I thought that only certain, really old, Switch models were modable. Am I misreading or misremembering something?

Defemistrated?

If I remember correctly, that's Glados trolling you. None of the puzzles are impossible to complete as long as the game is running properly.

I'm a daily Clojure user, and I knew immediately where that article was going, but it was still a delightful and insightful read! Thanks for sharing!