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Maybe next time it comes back we can get some new Nixon jokes. Those are fresh.

Her mistake was sitting at a table with anyone who would deign to disagree with that statement.

“Drive your emotional support vehicle less.”

“It will work out. It always works out.”

He’s saying that there won’t be any consequences for him personally; fuck everybody else.

If the orange turd goes out for a third term, the sane people of the USA should run Obama against him. Fair is fair.

Too*

Arrogance is expensive.

Eek! The Cat

This one’s easy.

Trump is happy in the top one because he’s the only narcissist in the room.

Trump is unhappy in the bottom one because Elon is another malignant narcissist, who is stealing Trump’s spotlight.

This necklace is a warning sign that says "Do not have sex with this person."

Im here, and excruciatingly human.