Ok, we've taken this far enough, I think.

I see they did decide on him in a REMOTE meeting (apparently leadership figured out that perhaps hanging out together in the same building wasn't the smartest call)?

Haha I'd be like: Uh, no thanks guys, I'm good.

Everything you said sounds prophetic and deep after you kill yourself.

Stop asking questions you already know the answers to.

Isn't that supposed to be a secret?

It's a crime they had 300 locations to close.

Ok I'm deciding my own death: I don't want a live a day under 3000 years old.

I liked the pause at the end like we basically forgot what they're there for.

I would pay money to pass this anti-creep law here.

As though any of this is accidental.

They should've just made sexytimes like the HBO Series Heated Rivalry.