I have a zip drive in a closet with a zip disk with most of my class work from college.

Regularly wish I could move back to Michigan.

You're crazy!

Wouldn't rsync be able to do this if their on the same network?

I've had good luck with Fedora on a 2013 MacBook Air. Granted I need the nonfree repository, but it does the job.

I don't even believe on Jeebus!

Jim Banks is dumb on so many levels.

I started using dwm for the very reason OP asked. I wanted to remove the window decoration, have a more simplified view, and have full control over what my windows looked like. It works for exactly what I needed/wanted.