In some localities fibre optic is strung on the power lines, yes.

In some it is buried.

All you're looking at is the outer protective sheath.

The fact that you think everyone is a little gay to the point that almost no one is straight is a concept well outside the realms of what most would agree with. You and your friend group are the minority.

Their definition is a lot better.

Have you considered you might actually be in a minority?