While I could come up with well reasoned arguments against Rogers, you really only need one: HE DOESN’T FUCKING LIVE IN MICHIGAN.

He can fuck off back to Florida where he belongs, and Stevens can go with him.

I don’t think I’ve ever heard the esophagus referred to as “the food pipe” before

Dude looks like he’s made out of banana peels, what a cute little goof

Because most problem solving requires initiative and critical thinking, which means putting effort into something, which is hard. Thing is though, if you’re dumb enough, most of the time someone else will come along and solve the problem for you. Then you can continue to put in no effort, and everything turns out ok

I can hear this image