To his credit, he was an interesting well-rounded person. That's probably why he was able to make his Star Wars descriptions so engaging. It was like listening to Dan Carlin.

I had sex with a guy who spent the entire evening telling me the plots of various Star Wars novels. He was a good storyteller and I found it very attractive.

I already assume everyone in my group chat is a fed.

Mooch off someone else's paid VPN.