You've clearly never heard of the dust bowl. This is exactly what happened

Could fusion is and always was completely nonsense, it was a design flaw of a measurement instrument that made people think it worked, even though everyone who worked in nuclear fusion immediately dismissed as impossible. There's a great book that covers the subject called atomic adventures, written by one of the guys very involved in disproving the idea

A knights table is one of the stupidest movies she's ever seen?

Wow, she's got a lot of stupid movie catching up to do

Why would you be ashamed of this?

Living in the US I confirm this assertion

It does, but it's essentially static weight distributed over the whole thing, rather than specific moving points if pressure

The time machine by hg Wells. The rich force the poor underground into manual labor until both evolve and the poor start eating the rich

Totk is the better game, but botw is amazing and I strongly recommend starting with it

I would eat that as cheese bread

Jumping on your last point, I was in a local Game store and a woman who clearly knew nothing about games was birthday shopping for her son, she asked the owner what if he thought Superman 64 would be a good gift.

To the man's credit, in complete deadpan, he said "that game is absolutely terrible, it's the worst game on the system"