When a green hand grabs the Entrepreneur and a disembodied head invites everyone but Spock to a party, an away team beams down to find a Greek temple scene. But after Apollo introduces himself and claims the crew as his, Carolyn has to spurn his love to make him finally let go of humanity. What’s the platonic ideal of a vacuum? How is Apollo like Jeb Bush? Which direction should nipples point? It’s the episode that didn’t chicken out.

When the Entrepreneur arrives early and there’s time to kill on the holodeck, Data’s encyclopedic knowledge of Sherlock Holmes leaves something to be desired in solving the mystery. But after a bet from Dr. Pulaski and some bad wording by Geordi, Doctor Moriarty is born and Captain Picard doesn’t want to kill him. What punishment is appropriate for a grocery store pantsing? How is LaForge like Lester Freamon? Where did Watson go after Sherlock Holmes’ death? It’s the episode that requests a very specific fan edit.

When Spock starts going crazy and demands his leave on Vulcan, a facetime with T’Pring puts his horny situation on main. But after things get messy at the koon-ut-kal-if-fee ritual, Kirk‘s fake death is enough to free Spock from the drama. What’s the limiting factor for more soup on the wall? Who should also receive sympathy during a whipping? Which cosplay is woefully underutilized at STLV? It’s the episode that probably owes royalties.

When the Entrepreneur finds a space hole that no ship has ever not seen before, they decide to move closer and end up getting sucked right in. But after things inside aren’t quite what they seem, another god-like alien pushes the Captain to the point of auto-destruct. How is this episode like The Frighteners? Why was A.I. invented? What does Picard enjoy even more than lawyering? It’s the episode that turns the bridge into Fury Road.

When the Entrepreneur arrives early and there’s time to kill on the holodeck, Data’s encyclopedic knowledge of Sherlock Holmes leaves something to be desired in solving the mystery. But after a bet from Dr. Pulaski and some bad wording by Geordi, Doctor Moriarty is born and Captain Picard doesn’t want to kill him. What punishment is appropriate for a grocery store pantsing? How is LaForge like Lester Freamon? Where did Watson go after Sherlock Holmes’ death? It’s the episode that requests a very specific fan edit.

When a ghostly force is terrorizing the town of Fairwater, a traumatized con man starts using his paranormal abilities to investigate. But after an FBI agent with an unfortunate haircut shows up, the ghost of a serial murderer past is finally brought to justice. What’s the primary issue with owning a mansion? How is holy water like a nasal irrigator? Whose murder would be very inconvenient? It’s the episode that’s punching through the envelope.

When Spock starts going crazy and demands his leave on Vulcan, a facetime with T’Pring puts his horny situation on main. But after things get messy at the koon-ut-kal-if-fee ritual, Kirk‘s fake death is enough to free Spock from the drama. What’s the limiting factor for more soup on the wall? Who should also receive sympathy during a whipping? Which cosplay is woefully underutilized at STLV? It’s the episode that probably owes royalties.

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When the Entrepreneur finds a space hole that no ship has ever not seen before, they decide to move closer and end up getting sucked right in. But after things inside aren’t quite what they seem, another god-like alien pushes the Captain to the point of auto-destruct. How is this episode like The Frighteners? Why was A.I. invented? What does Picard enjoy even more than lawyering? It’s the episode that turns the bridge into Fury Road.

When the Entrepreneur arrives early and there’s time to kill on the holodeck, Data’s encyclopedic knowledge of Sherlock Holmes leaves something to be desired in solving the mystery. But after a bet from Dr. Pulaski and some bad wording by Geordi, Doctor Moriarty is born and Captain Picard doesn’t want to kill him. What punishment is appropriate for a grocery store pantsing? How is LaForge like Lester Freamon? Where did Watson go after Sherlock Holmes’ death? It’s the episode that requests a very specific fan edit.

When Dr. Tillinghast proves his boss’s theory, their experiment results in a gruesome murder. But after Pretorius comes back from another dimension, their overnight stay turns into a nightmare. How does one keep professional opportunities open in LA? What's a sure sign of a sexual militia? Where should a dungeon be located in a house? It’s the episode that’s both serious and unserious.

When a ghostly force is terrorizing the town of Fairwater, a traumatized con man starts using his paranormal abilities to investigate. But after an FBI agent with an unfortunate haircut shows up, the ghost of a serial murderer past is finally brought to justice. What’s the primary issue with owning a mansion? How is holy water like a nasal irrigator? Whose murder would be very inconvenient? It’s the episode that’s punching through the envelope.