Yeah. She helped write the entire act and hired the makeup artist. I get why it's inappropriate but it was supposed to be, that was very much intentional to the roasts (still is).

Hey if I could make Whoopi Goldberg laugh like that it would be one of the proudest moments of my life.

Well then what's a champagne enema?

Is that your only obsession @GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml ?

I got one of those from the Universal Life Church 20 years ago when I became a minister. Mostly just so I could randomly say "Well what would I know, I'm just a DOCTOR."

Also I realize now I was logged into the wrong account when I posted this, so this would actually have been 70% funnier under that account. So, keep that in mind.

Do you want your asphalt clean or CLEAN ENOUGH TO EAT OFF?!

I have a scale which is supposedly a coffee specific scale, wonderful right? It rounds to the nearest 10, so if I'm trying to get 9.5 to 10.5 I get 10. It's enough of a difference to be annoying, and you'd think a coffee specific scale would be better.

I spit on brooms. Punk ass dirt pushers. Mops is where it's at.

Thought that was a pizza covered in beans which frankly would have been a new low.

I'm a leaf on the wind.