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[–] 17 points 4 months ago

Fortunately I'm accepting applications for a new sleep paralysis demon.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago

    Must have been a full moon:

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    Reminds me of

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I hope when I die they taxidermy me like this

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I will. But I won't tell your family you requested it or give them any warning before the open casket funeral.

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    Every store I’ve ever been in that uses those merchandise racks has had this vibe.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    I wonder if it's related to the swamp booger.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    nope!

    Chuck Testa

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    ... Unzips ...

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    Furry trump lol

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    I'll call him 'Fluffy'.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Vagina Deerntata!!!!

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    i legitimately need one of these for my mental health. or the mental health of my asshole

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Unacceptable¡!!!!!!!!

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