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[+] 18 points 4 months ago* (4 children)
  • [+] [S] -8 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    If you don’t enjoy the writing, please block this account. You’ll be a much happier person.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    So is that you saying you wrote it or that you had AI write it?

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago*

    I understand why everyone thinks Harambe's death was the reason but it's inaccurate. Harambe was just a symptom of the alteration to the timeline. It was actually a stone marten in a CERN transformer that changed our course in April 2016.

    It actually wasn't the first time this happened either. Apparently there was a previous one that got fried and tossed. Maybe it's just in the former branch.

    Anyway I think they started fucking with the continuum when Fermilab's scientists (who would eventually go on to work at CERN) had an animal named Felicia, a Ferret who would would clean Meson Lab accelerator though I suspect this was a cover story regarding their first experiments with mustelids, colliders and alternate reality back in 1971.

    It's Steins;Gate IRL, but with weasels and transformers.

    Obligatory fuck CERN.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    The World fell apart when Harambe was shot.

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