This would make it so I was living in Saskatchewan, which is intolerable since mocking people from Saskatchewan is very important to me.

The best joke I heard, I was talking about Saskatchewan and a guy said, "Saskatchewan?" and literally threw a pack of cigarettes on the ground and continued, "Stand on that and you can watch your dog run away for 3 days." Way better version than sitting on your front porch.

More Scott Moe? No thanks.

Better than greater Alberta. That’s just Alberta as a US state.

I’m here for Samsquatchewan

Oh please... Sure you get Vegas but you're stuck with Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska and both Dakotas! Plus a shitload of Mormons and desert. Take 'em and welcome. But I suggest you label them all "immigrants" and don't allow them to vote.

Sure why not. It'll get rid of Idaho at least

Come on, at least give it some coastline.

I mean that's still probably not the population of California.

So, if its borders are straight lines in this projection, are they actually concave curves?

Edit: convex for the northern border.

you don't want eastern oregon, nothin' out there but sand worms and whale chunks

You’re gonna end up with a lot of Trump voters.

Just as long as it's still landlocked.