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submitted 4 months ago by [A] to c/femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 

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[–] 51 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Literally my cat's behavior

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    My cat stares at me and then looks away when I look at her. Either she has a crush on me or is planning to kill me. Possibly both.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    I think I have evidence my cat is dumb:

    • I always call him dumb.
    • He is not dissuaded from staring at me from this distance.
    • His brain's always itchy from overheating; needs scratches thru the ears, thumps foot when you hit the lone fold.
    • Maybe he's just consenting to being called dumb since it's out of affection anyway.
    • Then again rayyeerrrrr and airr are his only words, so what could he know. He never asks me to rewind Wizard of Oz to where the dog gets tornadoed or shit like that.

     

    ConclusionDumb Catboy

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  • [–] 36 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    I'm probably outing myself with some kink, but I unironically like this? It gives me ASMR tingles.

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  • [–] 22 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    yes, but it's not gonna stop me from reading my yuri

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  • [–] [S, A] 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Who said I wanted you to stop?

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    yea but only if i can pat you on the head while you do so

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    You can even bring your switch. Been missing just sharing space with someone recently

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    whereabouts you at bro/vette?

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    The island of lust and hedonism, Ibiza

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago

    🥺🥺🧸

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    It's a date.

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    Can we just do this over zoom?

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    No. You're blocking the TV.

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    Um... um... 😰

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Only if you want us to stare back twice as intensely and with at least twice as many eyes.

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    what the cat at the function saw after I smoked 2 bowels of weed

    can you blame me? just look at them! they're beautiful!!

    (censored bc it's not me in the photo)

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Only if I can boop that little snoot :}

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