Not a bad rate if you’ve got a few pressing dumb questions.

Shoulda went to Alice’s restaurant.

The question: Does she see me?

The answer: No she does not Really see me 'Cause she sees Her own reflection

Back in 2009, a bunch of friends and I stumbled into Tom's at around 2:00 AM. It was my birthday, and I was absolutely shitfaced. The minute I sat down at our booth, I started to get the spins, so I got up and ran over to the bathrooms. Unfortunately, they had those push-button combination locks on the doors. I didn't know the combination, but it was too late for that anyway. I puked all over the bathroom doors and haven't been back since.

I need to visit Toms diner

It's "Stupid question", not "answer to stupid question" on the bill. So did the guest say "and ask me one of the finest dumb questions you have in stock please"?

is tom really the head of the kwik-e-mart?

"Is it true, that stupid questions cost extra?"

There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers. Tom sounds like an asshole.