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If it takes longer than 5 minutes it's "get up, let me sit there"
I always say either "can I drive?" or "let me drive" depending on how polite I feel like being in the moment.
Five? Fuggedaboudit. More than two minutes and I'll sit. Not all here are youngsters.
Not me. I kick him out of their damn chair and sit down. I'm not hurting my back more than it already is just to figure out what bullshit my dad downloaded this time that I have to clean up.
Nope they gonna get up and let me sit down.
Standing is a power move. It says "I'll fix your problem so quickly it doesn't justify sitting down". Unless you know it's gonna be a long one, then seize the throne.
taking their chair is the real power move. Its my computer now.
Yeah but not if it's only gonna take you 45 seconds. Then you just look silly sitting down and getting right back up again.
Truth is I rarely go to a machine to fix it. I usually remote in and fix it. If I show up its gonna take more than 45 seconds. If I work on them locally I sit or look over their shoulder as I show them for the thousands times how to correct their own mistakes.
With motorized sit/stand desks, I always come over and put it to standing height. It's always entertaining when I'm helping the person who has shit spilling off the sides of their desk.
Nar, I always take a knee and make them feel bad for not offering their seat.
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