If you think those are virgins, you've not seen that room under black light.

I assure you. They 100% are not virgins.

right, of course, they go to giant conventions across the world at great expense in hotels booked wall-to-wall with exhibits full of porn and giant wacky dildos, then they go up to their hotel rooms and nobody there gets laid.

Makes total sense to me. Yep.

... Nah dude furries fuck so much. It's uh. Kind of impressive how much sexing there is at a furry convention.

Lmao, you know nothing about furries apparently. Or conventions in general for that matter.

The person in the chicken costume cracks me up.

72 virgins? Nah, give me 72 of your nastiest, baddest sluts and I'll bomb the nearest kindergarden right this second

I don't want 72 virgins, who are probably virgins for a reason: unattractive, boring, gay, sexually repressed, too young, etc.

I want 72 horny sluts.

"Where should I walk my dog today?"

Not sure how furries got that reputation. Most furries I know have way more sex than most, and with enough kink to make a puritan woman burst into flames.