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[–] 23 points 5 months ago

i never knew monsters are illuminating like Nuka-Cola Quantums.

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    [–] 34 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    you know energy drinks are fucked up when even GUINESS floats on top.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Does drinking this liquid turn you into the toxic avenger?

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago

    This is why banshees wail.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    "It's eerily beautiful. Are you sure it's safe?" - Marge Simpson

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child)

    I am personally more partial to the Minness

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    I drink neither but... just fucking no.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (12 children)

    Ive always thought mixing caffeine and alcohol was a bad idea

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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Let me tell you about the legend of original 4Loko

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    I knew a girl in college who swore one four loko got her to the perfect level of intoxication. The OG wild west four loko. She'd chug it, start getting messed up, get sick and throw up the rest of it, then soldier on the rest of the night having a great time.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago* (4 children)

    Nah, it's fine. If monks do it it has to be ok.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    I'm sure the things that people do when bored out of their minds alone on the mountains, are all very ok.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Buckfast abbey is far from isolated in the mountains. Pleasent rolling hills of the English west country between Plymouth and Exeter. However I notice their own description of buckfast tonic wine doesn't refer to it as either "wreck the hoose juice" or "the devil's ribena". Buckfast is a bit special as it actually contains more caffeine than monster ultra white and around 15% abv. If you visit Scotland, I can highly recommend taking a couple of ecstasy and washing it down with a bottle of buckfast. Just warn people about what your plans are so they can be elsewhere when the change happens.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago*

    The Green Velvet, excellent choice Sir.

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    Do you add the Guinness or the Monster first?

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Generally for a black and tan style drink, you pour the bottom first and then pour the top layer off the back of a spoon or something similar to keep it from mixing.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Not my best pour, and I bought the wrong Monster, but I did it!

    Tastes pretty gross at first, but it gets better!

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    The weirdest part is how if you sip, you mostly get the Guinness but with monster carbonation seeping through.

    But if you take a big gulp you'll get a bit of both and it assaults both the sweet and bitter ends of your taste buds.

    I wouldn't call it a good drink but it is FOR SURE an interesting drink.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    It looks radioactive

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    this is called a billie irish and not a gonster

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    now we need goner and gast-

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    I won't go out of my way to make one, but I'd try it if offered.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Still less gross than buckfast

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    Gonster Rule? I prefer Ginster's Roll.

    Serving suggestion. Enjoy as part of a balanced diet.

    Dispose of used electrical items responsibly and do not consume.

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