i never knew monsters are illuminating like Nuka-Cola Quantums.
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you know energy drinks are fucked up when even GUINESS floats on top.
Does drinking this liquid turn you into the toxic avenger?
I am personally more partial to the Minness
Ive always thought mixing caffeine and alcohol was a bad idea
Let me tell you about the legend of original 4Loko
I knew a girl in college who swore one four loko got her to the perfect level of intoxication. The OG wild west four loko. She'd chug it, start getting messed up, get sick and throw up the rest of it, then soldier on the rest of the night having a great time.
It was 12% abv 24 ounces.
A standard beer is ~5% 12 ounces.
~2.5× stronger 2× the amount
Chugging 5 beers at once will get most people feeling quite buzzed.

Nah, it's fine. If monks do it it has to be ok.
I'm sure the things that people do when bored out of their minds alone on the mountains, are all very ok.
Buckfast abbey is far from isolated in the mountains. Pleasent rolling hills of the English west country between Plymouth and Exeter. However I notice their own description of buckfast tonic wine doesn't refer to it as either "wreck the hoose juice" or "the devil's ribena". Buckfast is a bit special as it actually contains more caffeine than monster ultra white and around 15% abv. If you visit Scotland, I can highly recommend taking a couple of ecstasy and washing it down with a bottle of buckfast. Just warn people about what your plans are so they can be elsewhere when the change happens.
I used to live quite close to that toilet, or rather where the toilet is supposed to be. The one in the film was a studio set and the betting shop its filmed in was in Glasgow. Also round the corner from the gunner Which is another Irvine Welsh favourite.
Do you add the Guinness or the Monster first?
Generally for a black and tan style drink, you pour the bottom first and then pour the top layer off the back of a spoon or something similar to keep it from mixing.
Not my best pour, and I bought the wrong Monster, but I did it!

Tastes pretty gross at first, but it gets better!
The weirdest part is how if you sip, you mostly get the Guinness but with monster carbonation seeping through.
But if you take a big gulp you'll get a bit of both and it assaults both the sweet and bitter ends of your taste buds.
I wouldn't call it a good drink but it is FOR SURE an interesting drink.

Gonster Rule? I prefer Ginster's Roll.

Serving suggestion. Enjoy as part of a balanced diet.
Dispose of used electrical items responsibly and do not consume.
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