Face down, apu up? This is how airplanes like to...
Well, it depends exactly where the auxillary power unit is. Sometimes it is near the wing box. So it could look like this...

In as little as 6 to 19 months, smaller craft can produce an air-wothiness certificate!

Oh look! A penny!

*HISSSS*

Bonk

It wouldn't be cute if it happened during take off or landing though.

fdau?

That looks expensive

Story if you're interested...

https://www.flightglobal.com/archive/2026/06/new-lufthansa-787-9-suffers-nose-gear-collapse-while-parked-at-frankfurt-main/

Boeing is so shit that their planes crash while parked 😂😂😂😂😂😂