drink for the destination you want, not the one you have

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[–] 37 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Turns out I am

  1. quite allergic to Bad Dragon Cum Lube

  2. disgusting and I get it all over me and not just my hands since hand and dick washing didn't save me

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago

    I'll take my girl sweat, please

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Bang Energy is actually a potion that teleports you through time and space

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    [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    Y'all need to hydrate.....

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Missing olive oil right next to horse electrolytes.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    I drink the cheapest drip coffee they sell at the supermarket and therefore am below untouchable.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    yummy lysol

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    I thought the crystal light was jenkem

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    People drink anything else than water unironically?

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Real ones drink XLUBE dry, way better than Bad Dragon. Where does squirt fall on this list?

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    accurate when upside down

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