CEO: Spending money is too slow. Can we possibly spend money even faster?
CEO2: We're working on accountants that can eat gold bars out of the safe on demand.

Hahahah « use AI or you’re fired » mindset might backfire

Shit, I need to sell my mystery company stock before it bombs.

"An AI consultant tells Axios one of their clients recently spent half a billion dollars in a single month after failing to..."

Hires consultant.

Implementation sucks.

Consultant: you are bad at this.

No shit, that's why we hired you!

😂