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A picture featuring a pyramid, with a caption saying "How tf did they build this without A jbl speaker".

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[–] 48 points 5 months ago (13 children)

There was probably a slave band responsible for keeping rhythm. Probably a highly sought after role for a slave.

Shit if I were a pharoh I'd definitely definitely want my own personal marching band everywhere I go. Be like fucking Prince Ali strolling into Agrabah.

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  • [–] 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

    Apparently discoveries in the past few decades indicate that the people who built Giza pyramids were not actually workersslaves.

    Lehner’s excavation of the worker’s village paints a clear picture of the pyramid laborers, highlighting a higher quality of life than previously believed. The workers had access to high quality food, were given proper burials, and lived under an organized labor system, where workers contributed to various societal and construction functions of their own free will. This archaeological evidence directly opposes previous beliefs that the pyramids were the result of intensive slave labor. This misconception began with Greek Historian Herodotus, and was later popularized in pop cultural depictions of the building of the pyramids.[16]

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giza_pyramid_complex

    But yeah, I’d have a hard time believing there was no music or singing involved building those.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    the people who built Giza pyramids were not actually workers.

    What were they then, hobbyist pyramid builders?

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    There’s good evidence that the people that built the pyramids were not slaves, but mostly skilled seasonal workers. There is evidence of the workers having luxurious foods and decent housing in something akin to dormitories. Seems like it’s still unknown if everyone was paid in actual coin, or if some or many were doing it more for religious purposes and were just treated to good food and accommodation while they were there, though some pay rates for some workers have been found in writing. But it does seem like they were mostly rotating crews rather than people living and working there for the years or decades it took to complete them.

    If they were slaves, they probably would have been there long term, and not afforded those luxuries.

    Wish I had a convenient source for all that, but it’s probably buried in academic journals and papers, but this bbc article includes some of it, and I have found some terrible ad-ridden articles mentioning pay rates and such. I just remember some of that from watching YouTube videos/documentaries tbh

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

    Oh, but that's so cringe... No one would get that vibe but you, which ironically defeats what you're going for.

    Source: Pete Hegseth, for starters.

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago

    They had live music, you peasant.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    The space aliens had Spotify.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    They sang spirituals. Swing loooooow, sweet chaaaariooot...

    In those days, that chariot story was still pretty fresh.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    Yeah, what's life without Ajbl Speaker, I'd miss him (and good kerning).

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago*

    They were Pharoahs, so they could afford a higher quality speaker system. But they were also slave owners so they probably just had egypts got talent: forced labor edition being preformed in the background.

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