Why just one crow when you can have two crows?
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While crows are cool and all, birds don't control when or where they poop, so carrying a bird on your shoulder all day is just not a great idea.
But crows and ravens are also spies for Odin. Do you really want Odin spying on you?
What about two crows?
Careful, two crows are nice but its a slippery slope. Once you add a third, they've gotta perch down your arms and before you know it you've got a murder on your hands.
If I had two crows, I would probably put out an eye and hang myself in excitement!
What about a raven?
My friend recently approached someone wearing a crow at a concert we were at. It’s started as “this person could be interesting” and ended as “that was a really strange person”.
tho they are very smart , birds don't posses the necessary hardware to hold on to their shit !

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