I have spent at least 100 hours making and altering clothes.

I have spent at least 100 hours herding goats.

I have spent at least 100 hours solving Rubik's Cubes.

I'm a wonderful dancer I'm scared of dogs My favourite colour is pink

I have only been outside of the US twice, but I’ve traveled to all 4 corners of the continental US as well as Alaska and Hawaii

I have an extreme fear of spiders due to walking through a web of baby spiders when I was a child

I moved across the US to live with an online friend who I only met once before moving

I've worked for one company for more than half my life

I've been married for over half my wife's life

I'm the shorter wife in my marriage

I've been engaged three times.

I dated four Seans.

I've been to five weddings.

• I've personally been handcuffed and pinned to the ground by a cop
• I've been to California
• I've eaten and enjoyed Albanian food

I used to make posts that regularly hit the front page of Reddit.

I can name every country on an unlabeled map.

Someone wrote a song about me.