One of my favorites of his.

Next iOS version: setting that forces calls to be automatically answered, and turns on the recipient's speakerphone at max volume

Removes power button

Automatic driving-through-a-tunnel option. Perhaps also a spotty-connection option.

I think there used to be an app to make fake background sounds in calls. Doubt it exists now due to higher security.

"Hey Siri, set a 2 minute timer"

Answer call

Alarm goes off

Put phone into airplane mode

Problem solved

It happened with some analogue lines and particular phones. The line would stay active while a voltage was applied. Initially, the caller would provide it. It would then change to allow both to drop it. Some phones would keep the line high, hell or high water, basically jamming it open.

That AI is gonna be so cooked for multilingual conversations

I have this friend that talks in essays she got very pissed off when I pulled out my phone to provide a summary of what was said.

Omg yes. The "you can't hang up before the customer dies does" rule was painful. Some people really do call in to catch up with whatever friend picks up that day. I had one woman give me her entire medical history over the phone and I didn't know how to deal with that when starting off on the job.

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Really? I'll start just muting and silencing telemarketers.