Girl dinner

But is it the vinegar sort of the other kind?

remember the old saying; wash the blue pill down with a pickle.

Did this literally 20min ago

My sink isn't in front of the fridge. WHAT DO I DO!? TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE PLEASE!

Reminds me of Frank Sinatra's burger recipe.

What no long story about some anecdote in your life and how it relates to the recipe? Completely unpalatable! 0/10 will not eat again.

For those that don't know, this is from 'The Sad Bastard Cookbook'. It actually contains some good simple recipes when you are feeling too bad to cook.

How will I know if this good when the recipe is missing a 10,000 word preamble?!?

Other variations:

Jarred artichoke hearts or roasted peppers.
baby carrots
a square from a giant chocolate bar
poor one 5th of a can of beer into a glass, and leave it in the fridge, and go off to life away from the fridge.

I totally did not misread that as "dildo pickle"

Ok... Hear me out... Wrap it in a slice of cheese and then eat it. Thank me later.

the pickles, the cold cuts, and the cheese are not safe at 3AM when I'm in front of the fridge

Finally, some vegan recipe representation on Lemmy (with some ideas for vegetarians too).

I should buy a block of cheddar and just take bites out of it at 3am. No one can stop me but me.

Sometimes i put the cheese in a saute pan and cook it till its just shy of burnt and then wrap it around the pickle or turkey meat before it cools and hardens 😎