https://sh.itjust.works/c/explainlikeimcalvin

And drink your oat milk, because drinking oat milk builds character

G marks the spot

Is that a floppy disk observation in the wild?💾

Hold on, what happened to my high oat Gs ramble? Ghost post! Ghost post!

Edit because I'm feeling full of piss and vinegar this morning:

nah, they filter out all the O Gs. out in Oakland. you think it's named for oaks, but it's the Oat clan and the add a d because Derek the goat is really cute. mash the t and the c together in the graffiti, like real bad keming and it looks like a k, remember the klan wasn't out here back in 1945 for exactly one month while we were drunk and high off our asses on oat Gs and remember we were a bunch of naive farm boys.

Where does vegetable oil come from? Vegetables!

Where does olive oil come from? Olives!

Where does baby oil come from? Uh... Oh no!

I'm a vegan btw

nah, they filter out all the O Gs. out in Oakland. you think it's named for oaks, but it's the Oat clan and the add a d because Derek the goat is really cute. mash the t and the c together in the graffiti, like real bad keming and it looks like a k, remember the klan wasn't out here back in 1945 for exactly one month while we were drunk and high off our asses on oat Gs and remember we were a bunch of naive farm boys.

You want better phone service? DRINK MORE OAT MILK. It's just math.