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[–] 81 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You didn't fuck his girl, you held his dick up while he fucked his girl.

You ultra-cucked yourself.

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  • [–] 65 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    Is there any place that even lets you know that your blood has been used and who received it? That seems needlessly risky.

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  • [–] 46 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Where I am, you get a message when it's been used, but obviously not any identifying information.

    Also I have absolutely no way of knowing if the message is legit or they just tell you that a random time after your donation regardless just to make you feel good and donate again.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago

    Oh right I forgot. When you get a blood transfusion they take all of your current blood out first and also make your body stop producing its own in the future

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  • Fake: Anon should not be able to track the guy from such a simple notification

    Gay: Anon was inside a guy

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    A slightly less deranged and more wholesome way of putting this would be to basically describe the blood donor as the greatest wingman ever.

    ... The recepient most likely couldn't have done it without him.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Virgin anon doesn’t even know what third base is

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    The fiction began at line 3.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Maybe not, I've gotten that message a whole TWO times in 10+ years of giving blood. Got the message once in 2022, and the second time last July. Both of them were sent at exactly 10:00 AM, which is a bit suspicious... but if it's a lie, I wonder why they don't send it more often...

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    OP bottoms for new friend

    OP is technically fucking self

    OP is masturbating and not gay

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