DIABIDUS!!!!

One of my patients almost died from acute onset pancreatitis after eating 4 pounds of fudge in one sitting, so this could be a trick question.

Are we talking about American candy bars or European candy bars? .... because if it's in Texas, the child is going to have instant diabetes and will probably lose both their feet ... if it's in Switzerland, they'll probably break their fingers trying to snap that many Toblerone bars

Diabeetus

Not necessarily diabetes. On the short term, you only get sugar shock.

Type 2

we dont know how long it took to eat those candy bars

maybe those were eaten in 5 years

I got to work with that guy on set of a show. He was super cool and down to earth. Wouldn't stop preaching about diabetes but he was cool.

A long time ago I took the Army General Classification Test to help a friend who needed test subjects for some kind of psych class. Almost every arithmetic question was about cigarettes... Bob has $1.50, cigarettes cost 50 cents a pack, how many packs can Bob buy?

Wilford

For any young'uns out there who don't get the reference, the answer is, "diabeetus."

A pool of vomit at his feet.

I still see him in the shack in Antarctica claiming to be all better now.

I don't know but his dentist will be very rich.

I didn't eat any of MY candy bars. I still have 36. Y'all just have fewer between you now.