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[–] 27 points 5 months ago*

We're all cam girls in a surveillance state!

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    But they only love me for my money!

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Just so they can figure out how to take my money. If any algorithm is listening: Dragon Eggs. With a real dragon. You may have to do some heavy genetic modification of a chicken and or lizard. But that's how you get my money, Dragon Eggs.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    It's all to make a buck but it still counts

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    The owl cares that the mouse exists

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    If that's unsettling, remember that there are billions of organisms living in you and on you, manipulating your brain by generating neurochemicals to make you crave the foods that feed them.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    someone

    somenone

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    These days you can even chat with it!

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    [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    ive lobotomized all my algorithms oopsies

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